Mutton Bustin'

I heard about a new escape route today, something called "Mutton Bustin'."  I'm told it's the fastest way out of Dodge,  if you can find a mutton.  It looks like this:

Dad told me about it at breakfast today.  Apparently,  all you have to do is put on your helmet, put on you vest,  climb on,  and the mutton goes like a rocket. I've been watching training videos on  YouTube, here.  The wardens will never be able to catch me.  

Until I find a mutton,  I'm going to practice with this pillow:

PS.  My training continues to go well. Mother's milk is awe-some. I keep asking her to include a screwdriver or a chisel or a hammer with her next shipment, but she never does.