Today I met Nicole -- a warden here in Bay 3 of the supermax. I deem her a friend of the cause, since she is inadvertently helping me with a disguise to slip past the guards. Nicole has a fondness for hats. When she saw me this morning, she exclaimed that a hatless prisoner was unacceptable, and she scrounged up this institutional uniform for me. When she put it on me, all present thought I looked just like a gnome. I figure once I can find a faux white beard and overalls, my disguise will be complete. Then I'll be able to escape with no one noticing. My genius is unstoppable...
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