Clearly they don't know who they're dealing with. I'm a Waldman. I'm an O'Connell. And I'm from California. Where I come from, we call these things tanning beds. In fact, I like it so much, they've taken away my nasal comfort-flow air and upped my feed to 8 milliliters every 3 hours. Soon, I'll be strong enough to start training for the escape.
Every once in a while, I get to turn over and look around. Can't be getting tan lines, you know?
We'd be oh-so-eager accomplices in your escape, Isaac, but Mommy, Daddy, and the doctors know best right now. We can't wait to meet you once you're a free man! It won't be long.
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