Glamour shot Out Takes

As some of you know, we've been working on glamour shots for the O'Waldman family holiday card. At this rate, the holiday referenced is likely to be Valentine's Day, or maybe Memorial Day. The main problem is I'm fat and I know how to move.  We're generally pleased with both of these developments -- it is much better than the alternative -- but it makes for bad photos. 

These photos were all rejected as "unbecoming of a Waldman or an O'Connell holiday card" but they should be good enough for the internet.  

Here I am rocking my holiday party outfit.

Here I am starting to get bored and pout that we keep taking these photos.

This is me peeved.

This is me doing puppy dog eyes. This is also a hat I outgrew in 3 days. Seriously. 3 days. 

This is me sticking my tongue out. Just because I can.

This last photo isn't the best, but it does show off my most awesome feature: heart shaped nostrils. You didn't know they were cute until now, but they just melt your heart, don't they? 

In other news, I had another wonderful visit to the doctors before the holidays. I now weigh somewhere between 14.2 lbs and 1 ton, I'm almost two feet tall, and I'm better than 50th percentile in the awesomely large head category (see aforementioned hat problem).

Next post:  sleep training or, as we like to call it, the seventh circle of hell.

The impossibility of photos

My folks have been trying to get a good looking picture of me for a holiday card.  Glamor shots, really. I'm happy to say that there efforts have failed -- I don't smile for just anybody. Note their foolish efforts to force one in photo #3. So these photos are all the rejects. But they are interesting all the same, mostly because I am adorable. 

In other good news, I have exceeded the capacity of the food scale. In fact, to first order, I am spherical. According to my parents' questionable attempts at measurements, I am approximately 13.2 lbs. 

You can use the comments to vote for cutest picture.